Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Mommy's Had Enough Whine

Some of you know I've been noticing the titles of some of these humorous parenting books, which seem to be a dime a dozen lately. Here's a sampling of some titles, and tell me if you notice a pattern:

Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay
Naptime Is the New Happy Hour
Daddy Needs a Drink
The Three-Martini Playdate

Wow. Parents of neurotypical kids really like to hit the hooch. And what stresses are they drowning exactly? Getting tired of hearing those I-love-you's? Too much chauffeuring to parties, playdates, and sporting events? Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

I've decided to take one for the team and read one of these books. I'll get back to you with my book report on the horrors of raising perfectly normal children. Oh, the horror, the horror. Even without reading one, I've already decided that I'm going to write my own. I don't know what the content will be, but I know what the title will be: Typical Parents Are a Bunch of Drunken Pussies.
Oh yes I did!


  1. BRAV-F'N-O! Lynn!! You Rock!