When Audrey was younger, we used to brush her skin with a special brush and sing or play a song which included the following lyrics:
The tags in my clothes almost drive me insane
The seams in my socks, they cause me great pain
I'd much rather strip down and run around nude
But Mom says my classmates might think that was rude
We don't do the brushing anymore, but that song still rings in my ears.
Better quote of the day (maybe of the month, but it's still early) was said while on the toilet: "I'm downloading poo-poo."