Thursday, May 20, 2010

Avian Fever

Audrey quote of the day: "Look at all the goose poop!" We had our lawn aerated and she was shocked to see all of the turd-shaped dirt clods covering the lawn. She froze in place and I can just about guess what was going through her mind as she imagined the great flock of geese that it would have taken to produce such an output of crap. "Let me get this straight. Hundreds of geese descended on our lawn, and ours alone because I don't see any turds on any of the neighbors' lawns, and this once-in-a-lifetime euphoria-inducing event occurred while I was at school? Damn you, geese!"

She also told me, after seeing an IHOP commercial for their new cheesecake-sandwich-pancake-stackers, that she too wanted "whooping crane" on her pancakes from now on.

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