Imagine my surprise when I saw this new addition on my iPhone:
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Then when I saw the messages, I realized that Audrey is putting words into Whiskers' mouth. So these are the messages that she would like Whiskers to send her:
What, am I not praising her enough? Just how low does your self-esteem have to be to pretend to be getting flattering texts from a cat? I see how it is. Pretty soon, "Whiskers" will start giving her demonic edicts a la Son of Sam, telling her to perpetrate all manner of torture on her mother who clearly just doesn't care enough to hand out those pats on the back.
"Go in her nightstand."
"Get the Tylenol PM."
"Flush it down the toilet."
Whiskers must. be. stopped.