I've been hearing all about how Whiskers (she doesn't seem as crazy about TJ) meows, and plays with shoe strings, and how she was showing her how to send text messages.
|Don't Text While Driving, Toonces|
Here's all of the cat-centric chatter that Lauren noted during her visits:
"Hi Mr. Cats."
"Whiskers likes to sleep with you."
"I like to share my shoe string with Whiskers."
"I like cats."
"TJ is snoring." (He was purring.)
"I like to stay with Whiskers."
"Whiskers likes to share all my things."
"Whiskers is gonna text mom." (She lifted up her paw and put it by phone.)
"That's my pet."
"I like to share my phone with Whiskers and TJ."
"I wanna have a playdate with Whiskers and TJ." (Said after walking into Lauren's basement.)
Now all she talks about is going to see Whiskers and TJ. Every time we leave the house to do anything, it's "We're going to see Whiskers and TJ after we...." I don't think that just texting with them is going to satisfy her longing, and I'm pretty sure that Lauren has seen enough of Audrey for a while...so we might have to graduate her to Toonces the Skyping Cat.