Monday, September 27, 2010

Sh*t My Daughter Says



Said when we were on our way out to a carnival:

"I gotta wear my carnival shoes."






Her two new favorite doggies are Shadow and Dash.

Audrey:  "Shadow's middle name is Ann."
Me:  "Oh really?  Shadow Ann Kingston.  I like it.  What's Dash's middle name?"
Audrey:  "Shadow."

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"I'm upset about my nerves"
I think she's mimicking someone saying, "You're getting on my nerves."  I have no idea who.

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And lastly, just FYI:

"March is a funny month."  And....

"The moon's favorite letter is L."

Huh.  I did not know that.

16 comments:

  1. Love it! She's sounding like one of those old Zen masters that know the meaning of life and communicate it to their followers via cryptic riddles : )

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  2. What a coincidence... I'm upset about my nerves, too!!

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  3. March is hilarious as far as I'm concerned.

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  4. Doesn't everyone wear their carnival shoes to the carnival?

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  5. None of these statements can be proven False if you think about it. I mean for example, she could be talking about Moon Zappa, who's favorite letter is in fact L. And March? Don't get me started. That wacky month kills me.

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  6. Funny... I thought the moon's favorite letter was, well, M. Learn something new every day!

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  7. Too funny...I agree, for me March is funny...we North Dakotians all think March should be out of the month of the year calendar....smart girl!

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  8. Audrey is very insightful. And funny!

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  9. That is hilarious. I, too, am very upset about my nerves. Do they make those shoes in a 9 1/2?

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  10. I think it is great and she is establishing herself as an individual. These are the things that make her who she is. It's awesome that you encourage her self-expression.

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  11. i love her commentary
    Ironically I am just wacthing the show ".... my dad says "right now
    But I love what Audrey says much more

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  12. I'm going to start saying "I am very upset about my nerves." So much less accusatory, yet still accurate!

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  13. Oh i LIVE for the stuff my kids say! it is the best :)

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