Monday, September 27, 2010
Sh*t My Daughter Says
Said when we were on our way out to a carnival:
"I gotta wear my carnival shoes."
Her two new favorite doggies are Shadow and Dash.
Audrey: "Shadow's middle name is Ann."
Me: "Oh really? Shadow Ann Kingston. I like it. What's Dash's middle name?"
Audrey: "Shadow."
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"I'm upset about my nerves"
I think she's mimicking someone saying, "You're getting on my nerves." I have no idea who.
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And lastly, just FYI:
"March is a funny month." And....
"The moon's favorite letter is L."
Huh. I did not know that.
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Love it! She's sounding like one of those old Zen masters that know the meaning of life and communicate it to their followers via cryptic riddles : )
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence... I'm upset about my nerves, too!!
ReplyDeleteMarch is hilarious as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't everyone wear their carnival shoes to the carnival?
ReplyDeleteNone of these statements can be proven False if you think about it. I mean for example, she could be talking about Moon Zappa, who's favorite letter is in fact L. And March? Don't get me started. That wacky month kills me.
ReplyDeleteFunny... I thought the moon's favorite letter was, well, M. Learn something new every day!
ReplyDeleteToo funny...I agree, for me March is funny...we North Dakotians all think March should be out of the month of the year calendar....smart girl!
ReplyDeleteAudrey is very insightful. And funny!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. I, too, am very upset about my nerves. Do they make those shoes in a 9 1/2?
ReplyDeleteL is a good letter. I like L too.
ReplyDeleteI think it is great and she is establishing herself as an individual. These are the things that make her who she is. It's awesome that you encourage her self-expression.
ReplyDeletei love her commentary
ReplyDeleteIronically I am just wacthing the show ".... my dad says "right now
But I love what Audrey says much more
I want some carnival shoes!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start saying "I am very upset about my nerves." So much less accusatory, yet still accurate!
ReplyDeleteOh i LIVE for the stuff my kids say! it is the best :)
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