I've included my submissions...got any better ones? Keep it clean!
Ew. Is that really where all this water comes from?
|Me (left) sporting my new Asian-in-repose|
hat, with my BBF Dani G (right)
|OK, let's be glass-half-full. Maybe the |
|Not sure how to construe this one. Audrey doesn't know |
how to blow her nose, so I remain unoffended.
|And we're off.|
|Maybe she reads my blog and the person in question was|
squeezing their eyes shut or grabbing their hoo-hah.
|I'm not sure if I should defend autism or Larry King's hair. What |
exactly is being insinuated here...people with autism have bad
hair? Are squirrely? Sodomize skunks? I hate IHateJeffBaker.
|I refuse to be offended by someone who refers to herself JerseyCokewhore.|
|The big red dragon that elicited|
this reaction ======>
|His ass is bumpy,|
yet strangely pleasing
|Is anyone looking?|
|Message Send Failure???|
|Don't Text While Driving, Toonces|