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I leave the room for a minute while writing Christmas cards, and I come back to Audrey covered in postage stamps. My beautiful pine cone Forever stamps, the secular (but not really) angels, and even the Madonna and Child ones. See you in hell little girl. This isn't a dentist's office and VM & BJ (Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus, for you heathens out there) ain't Spongebob & Patrick, sister.
Seriously, why do kids love stickers so much? Kids get shot up with novocaine, their teeth yanked out, blood drawn, broken arms set...and all they get a sticker slapped on the back of their hand. Postage stamps aside, it takes A LOT more than that to motivate Audrey. Which in my book makes her much smarter than the average typical kid. Until stickers become either edible or flashing and beeping or musical or the cartoon character comes to life and hands her an iPhone, they ain't cutting it.