Call 1-800-L8R-2DAY every day after 4:00pm CST to hear a scintillating recap of Audrey's day, (completely inaccurate) gossip about her classmates, and desperate pleas for pastries.
She has either developed her own "This is Peggy" commercials or is training for a future in customer service. Polite, but non-productive. That's how all my calls to customer service go. Audrey will be promoted quickly and this should give you reassurance about her financial security.
@Anonymous: There wasn't actually anybody on the other end (awesome imaginary play!!!?) but it makes sense that Noni might have been the desired audience.
@BigDaddy: So what's a convenient place to meet in between? Atlanta? See you in the morning.
@Kathy: Great idea! I feel so much better now. Audrey could do at least as well as the non-English speakers on the other end of those customer service calls....
I am so glad to have a new Audreeeeeee (as Willow calls her). Let's just say that I have the recipe for Dip memorized. Audrey is a rock star in our house!
That's so funny. I do the same rocking chair thing when I talk on the phone. It's usually about popcorn and cupcakes, too. Weird. We heart Audrey videos!!
So I'm at the urgent treatment center with Alex who decided to turn on the ceiling fan and jump on the bed & I turn on this clip of Audrey and she's all, "cake, cake, cupcake" & his bloody head is looks up all, "where? Where?"
Is it a bad sign that I had a boyfriend who ended phone conversations just about the same way?!? Audrey is a hell of a lot cuter though! And I want in on the auction of her - she can answer all of the bill collector phone calls I receive and have fun with them for me! I pay in cupcakes! Later today OR today later, whichever she prefers!!
Would that call be to Noni?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like every phone conversation I have ever had with my wife. I'm hoping to get a cupcake later today. Or today later. Whichever.
ReplyDeleteMy wife agrees that Audrey is the cutest thing ever and she wants her. How much for the kid? I'll grab my checkbook.
That's also how I end every call "I'm almost done talking on the phone. Thank you!"
ReplyDeleteShe has either developed her own "This is Peggy" commercials or is training for a future in customer service. Polite, but non-productive. That's how all my calls to customer service go. Audrey will be promoted quickly and this should give you reassurance about her financial security.
ReplyDeleteHer voice cracks me up! And Bea too, who is requesting more Audrey videos.
ReplyDeleteI'm also done commenting on this blog entry. Thank you!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: There wasn't actually anybody on the other end (awesome imaginary play!!!?) but it makes sense that Noni might have been the desired audience.
ReplyDelete@BigDaddy: So what's a convenient place to meet in between? Atlanta? See you in the morning.
@Kathy: Great idea! I feel so much better now. Audrey could do at least as well as the non-English speakers on the other end of those customer service calls....
I am so glad to have a new Audreeeeeee (as Willow calls her). Let's just say that I have the recipe for Dip memorized. Audrey is a rock star in our house!
ReplyDeleteLove that girl!!
ReplyDeleteThat's how I hang up, too: "I'm almost done talking on the phone. Thank you." Click.
What?? Grace Anne didn't get any popcorn?! I'm outraged. I'm sure my child is entitled to some type of.... imaginary popcorn.....RECOURSE!!!
ReplyDeleteHey! If you and Big D make the trade in Atlanta, COME SEE ME!!! Plus I want in on the action. Any chance for an auction? She really is a cutie!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny. I do the same rocking chair thing when I talk on the phone. It's usually about popcorn and cupcakes, too. Weird. We heart Audrey videos!!
ReplyDeleteAaaawwwww
ReplyDeleteI so want to clink cupcakes with that girl one day. and you too.
ReplyDeleteI really want to send that girl some cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteCan I make a desperate plea for pastries too?
ReplyDeleteSo I'm at the urgent treatment center with Alex who decided to turn on the ceiling fan and jump on the bed & I turn on this clip of Audrey and she's all, "cake, cake, cupcake" & his bloody head is looks up all, "where? Where?"
ReplyDeleteIs it a bad sign that I had a boyfriend who ended phone conversations just about the same way?!? Audrey is a hell of a lot cuter though! And I want in on the auction of her - she can answer all of the bill collector phone calls I receive and have fun with them for me! I pay in cupcakes! Later today OR today later, whichever she prefers!!
ReplyDeleteI do know Audrey. I do.
ReplyDeleteHer voice is killing me. So cute.
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