Suck on that, handicapped people!
How many different ways do we have to tell you people to just stay. the. hell. home. before you get the message?
Of course the White Male parking spots were clean as a whistle.
C'mon, where else are we gonna put all that snow?
$250?!?!? But...but...but...the snow was just running in for like two seconds to return an overdue library book.
Anybody else got any good ones? I'm giving away absolutely nothing to the winner...