Sunday, February 6, 2011

#FAIL

Seen in the parking lot of the Downers Grove Public Library...


Caption candidates:
Suck on that, handicapped people!
How many different ways do we have to tell you people to just stay. the. hell. home. before you get the message?
Of course the White Male parking spots were clean as a whistle.
C'mon, where else are we gonna put all that snow?
$250?!?!?  But...but...but...the snow was just running in for like two seconds to return an overdue library book.

Anybody else got any good ones?  I'm giving away absolutely nothing to the winner...

17 comments:

  1. "Damn you snow! Today of all days! I finally convinced my doctor that being a psychopathic sasquatch with irrational EMF issues entitles me to a handicap parking permit and you do this to me?" - Lynn H.

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  2. "Climate Change Creates New Barriers for the Disabled"

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  3. Dear karma,
    Go do your thing.
    -your faithful servant,
    Aimee

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  4. Maybe next time you won't complain about the state of our wheelchair ramp.

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  5. Bwaahahah. What? That is not funny? Ooops My bad.

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  6. .......if it makes you feel better, I vote. Daily.

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  7. *Just another one of those days. Let me guess, the stairs are around front?
    *I'm gonna need bigger treads for this.
    *This is why I need a Kindle!
    * Who keyed the library director's car? Check the tire prints in the snow next to the car.

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  8. Not feeling creative enough for a caption, so I'll just vote for Autism Mom. It's perfect.

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  9. All jokes aside, did the people in the snowed under car make it out okay?

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  10. Obviously Ann knew you were going to park there. She's gooooood!

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  11. Lynn, I have nothing to contribute, other than the fact that I love your writing.

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  12. @Bethany: You win an all expenses paid trip to my library!

    @no way: Thanks so much...you made my day!

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  13. Lol, I'm horrible at coming up with captions, but yours are hilarious!

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  14. Bet that'll teach 'em to turn their books in on time!

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