We are back from our wonderful, awesomely phenomenous trip to Disney! I will cut right to the chase because I know that you are all wondering if Minnie survived her meet-up with Audrey.
In case you are not keeping track, Audrey has a Minnie doll at home that she loves to berate, admonish, and treat in a semi-sadistic manner. Naturally, I was a bit nervous for this in "person" meeting and wondered how quickly some mafioso-like member of Disney security would descend upon us if Audrey were to bust out another spumoni-denying rant. Not that I have any first hand knowledge of being accosted by Disney security for flouting the rules. Except that I do. But I'll save that for another post.
|Distracting her with her right hand |
before going in with a left hook.
|Man, nothing wipes the smile off |
of this crazy bizzotch's face.
|Maybe I can use that giant head to my|
advantage and take her down this way.
Also filed under "Auspicious Meet-ups" was our confab with the Big Daddy clan. You can read BD's (most likely delusional) side of the story here. My rebuttal will follow shortly after I come down from my visit to the Happiest Place On Earth and get back to reality...a transition also known as "how I went from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse to the Eugene O'Neill Playhouse in one 3- hour plane ride".