Friday, March 4, 2011

Audrey and Minnie: A Love/Hate Relationship

We are back from our wonderful, awesomely phenomenous trip to Disney!  I will cut right to the chase because I know that you are all wondering if Minnie survived her meet-up with Audrey.  

In case you are not keeping track, Audrey has a Minnie doll at home that she loves to berate, admonish, and treat in a semi-sadistic manner.  Naturally, I was a bit nervous for this in "person" meeting and wondered how quickly some mafioso-like member of Disney security would descend upon us if Audrey were to bust out another spumoni-denying rant.  Not that I have any first hand knowledge of being accosted by Disney security for flouting the rules.  Except that I do.  But I'll save that for another post.

Distracting her with her right hand
before going in with a left hook.

Man, nothing wipes the smile off
of this crazy bizzotch's face.
Maybe I can use that giant head to my
advantage and take her down this way.


Also filed under "Auspicious Meet-ups" was our confab with the Big Daddy clan.  You can read BD's (most likely delusional) side of the story here.  My rebuttal will follow shortly after I come down from my visit to the Happiest Place On Earth and get back to reality...a transition also known as "how I went from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse to the Eugene O'Neill Playhouse in one 3- hour plane ride".

21 comments:

  1. I am absolutely at the edge of my seat waiting to hear more on this trip... Big Daddy's account of the initial meet was truly hysterical... I can't wait to hear more from both sides... Glad you had a good time and made it back in one piece. Even though I have not seen you in three years for some reason I really missed you even more knowing you were down in Florida!

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  2. I kinda does look like she's trying to take Minnie down in that second pic...and I def need to hear that other story about Disney security.

    I am impressed she went up to Minnie at all. My kids act like they are serial killers out to get them(which there probably are).

    I can't wait to hear more, and there def needs to be an ASAP rebuttal to BD. Like, now.

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  3. So I guess everything went ok? No one was accosted or beheaded? Whew...that had to be a relief.

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  4. I just snorted hot coffee through my nose with your last line! I hope you're happy!

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  5. So that's why Audrey was looking at my huge head so strangely when we met.

    If someone posts an account of certain events on thier blog and nobody posts a rebuttal on theirs, does that mean the original post is deemed 100% accurate? Just wondering.

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  6. That second pic is definitely call for concerns. It had me giggling!

    I'm so glad you back, had a good time (I'm assuming), and that you'll be back to blogging :)

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  7. Great shots and captions!! I bet these costumed characters have some pretty interesting stories to tell.

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  8. I love the second picture of Audrey and Minnie-- if she was disguising that move as a hug, I'm sure she fooled Minnie! Sounds like she was just scoping her out this time so next time she goes back she can take her down properly! And, yes, I'm dying to hear your version of the summit with the BD family!!

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  9. glad you all survived!

    more pics please!

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  10. I love it, she does look like she's giving the big mouse a left hook. Please do fill us in...I have a bad visual of Big Daddy looking like a Greek god and you looking like a cute hobbit. ;)

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  11. Audrey looks like she is having such a great time! And she is rockin' those shades!

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  12. Audrey is too cute, and I am glad that both parties survived their meeting without the need for park security (although I really want to know why you are familiar with said security). Your twitter pics were also great. Big Daddy's tale of the first meeting is hilarious, so between the two of you I am looking forward to many Disney adventures and laughs! And you all made it home with the same children you arrived with - yea!?

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  13. I know you so want to kill me for giving Audrey those sunglasses she has on in every photo. Does this mean I should cancel the surprise ear-piercing appointment I made for the girls?

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  14. Audrey's meetup with Minnie looked good, seeing as how both parties came away unscathed. I wonder if she'll be as hard on her Minnie doll back at home, now that she's met the "real" Minnie. BD's recounting was hilarious; I can't wait for your rebuttal! (PS, glad you survived the trip!)

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  15. So glad it went well and I guess I'm happy that Minnie is unscathed. Minnie is a freak. Love Audrey's shades!

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  16. I'm shocked! I never thought Minnie stood a chance.

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  17. Love it! The big smile is a bit creepy. I would def enjoy seeing it get smacked off.

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  18. Audrey looks so happy! Love her shades!
    Darvocet Recall

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  19. Love the pics of Audrey w/ Minnie. :-)

    Can't WAIT to hear the rebuttal!

    Welcome home!

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