Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Audrey: "I'm having a positively pink day!"
Me: "Awesome. How was school today?"
Audrey: "Why would Sweetie Belle invite us over if she isn't even home? Look! A note!"
Me: "What? We have to leave for Miss Irine's in a couple of minutes. Are you ready for your piano lesson?"
Audrey: "Nopey dopey!"
Me: "Do you want to go to Target afterwards?"
Audrey: "Cool beans! Would you like to plan a party with me?"
Me: "Yeah, we should start planning your birthday party."
Audrey: "Holy guacamole! Beep beep beep. Oops, I have another call. Talk again later. Hi! It's me Sweetie Belle! Do you want to hear a joke? Knock knock. Orange. Orange you glad I called?"
Me: "Is that from that stupid pony phone?"
Audrey: "You're super funny. I simply adore all the colors of the rainbow."
Me: "Again with the ponies. Which pony are you today?"
Audrey: "Rainbow Dash speaking!"
As if this dialog isn't disturbing enough, most all of the lines are punctuated by a maniacal pony laugh....
Still think the title of this post is hyperbole?
Posted by Lynn at 6:49 AM