Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Go Ahead, Pull My Beard

In my latest Patch article, I marvel at the quality of mall Santas in this day and age.

In my day, they were obviously fake and mostly drunk...and we'd still walk 10 miles through two feet of snow in our stocking feet just to see him.

Click HERE to hear more of this old woman yelling at clouds.


  1. I was just reading your previous post about posting to the Patch today and thinking, when is Lynn posting again? Today. The answer is "today". But not here.

    *goes to the damn Patch*

  2. I'm going to Las Vegas after Christmas again this year. I'll be on the lookout for Santa, because you've got a point. What else does he do the other 320 days of the year other than smoke, drink and gamble. After all, his elves do all the work anyway.

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